Posted by: aardvarkcola on: June 23, 2009

Blog readers are slobbering fools.
You must all be trailer trash or illiterate.
I put in links to blogs, tweets, video and news about democracy awakening in Iran- not a single hit days later on searches as far as I can see.
Not one hit from searches.
Not a single one.
But I’m still getting people looking for Jasmine MacDonald pics here, and an old post of mine about Angelina Jolie breastfeeding is still getting hits from searches. I still get search hits on Sara Palin on stuff I wrote back when McCain first picked her to run.
No wonder Perez Hilton gets hits in the bazillions while 100-year old newspapers are dying.
Fuck you, blog reader.
Move on. Go search for the latest celebrity, look who kisses who, look at what so-and-so is wearing, move on to look up the unfashion files, look up Letterman’s top ten trivialities, or home-made videos displaying bathroom humour.
Hey, blog reader. Take a flying leap off a very high cliff and go fuck yourself all the way down.
Aardvarkcola, signing off.
September 16, 2009 at 1:05 am
So, like what’s up with that like, RUMOR, or whatever that i heard about Jack Nicholson sponsering a new cola product that, like, was supposed to have something to do with aardvarks?