NHL defends former girlfriends of Sean Avery

Posted on: December 6, 2008

His production statistics are anemic, but he has lead the National Hockey League in penalty minutes during his career, and Sean Avery is not above diving onto the ice to draw a penalty. He paid a $1,000 fine for being caught doing so during a November, 2005 game.
His mouth has got him in trouble before this latest laughable comment that has drawn so much strangely placed ire, as he wondered before press microphones why other NHL players were falling in love with “my sloppy seconds”.
The comment was before a Calgary game and obviously was meant to provoke Calgary Flames player Dion Phaneuf, going out with Avery’s ex, Elisha Cuthbert, a Canadian actress and Los Angeles Kings season ticket holder.
Avery’s comment was preceded by his declaration, “I love Canada,” but that was lost in the wave of prudish shock that engulfed him.
Actually, given the rules of English, if the girls (another ex, a model named Hunter is going out with yet another NHLer) were his sloppy seconds, then someone was there before him, and the girls are onto at least their third lover by dating other NHLers. These days three lovers for a pretty girl, even in the days of safe sex, is a rather anemic score, we’d hope. Three lovers for some, we’d imagine, could include a fun weekend or for those of lesser libidos, a memorable summer.
No matter.
The NHL has suspended Avery for six games for the remark, acting swiftly and condemning the comments. NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, who has increased NHL revenue while ruining the game ( I no longer watch, preferring WHL) has said his comments disparage the league.
My goodness. Athletes throw people off their game. It’s what they do. Avery’s tactic wouldn’t make Cuthbert blush, I would venture to guess, why so would it make Bettman’s more puritan cheeks redden in her defence?
Compare the six-game Avery suspension to the 20 game suspension of Vancouver Canuk Todd Bertuzzi for his 2004 punch from behind followed by his pushing to the ice Colorado Avalanche player Steve Moore, who suffered a concussion, three cracked vertebrae, ligament  and other related injuries that ended his career.
Elisha Cuthberts’ reputation was sullied that much by Avery’s comments?


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